As a balding guy who just got a close to the scalp hair cut, I am a not disinterested follower of hair fashion.  Nevertheless I was surprised when the pretty blonde Barbie Doll that I usually see on the local morning news was replaced by a red head in a bad wig.  At least it looks like a bad wig.  There's too much hair.  And on top of that, there's extensions.  Somebody must have told her she looks good in that...I am used to seeing some guy going around looking like Uncle Fester in a bad rug.  You know a guy with hair that all moves at the same time in the same direction when he scratches ( they always scratch, 'cause a bad rug itches), but I thought that woman had the Hair Helment thing figured out.  Most of the time women have to tell me when other women are faking it, 'cause I can't tell.  This red head was an exception.  A slender, pretty young woman who felt the need to kill something and staple it to her head.  Only guys should wear stuff that looks like road kill on a cue ball.  Stuff that looks like its gonna slide off.  Stuff that looks as coordinated as a hippo on ice skates.  Stuff that's gonna slide off and fall down 'cause its gotta....